(Source: buysexual, via michannette)
choose not a life of imitation
Yahoo really wants this?
(Source: flomation)
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
(via escapetheclique)
(Source: boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld, via jernal)
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
(via jernal)
never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast.
YOU GO GIRL!
this is beautiful. c’:
(Source: s-o-c-i-e-t-y, via jernal)
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
(Source: fymodernfamily, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
thHIS WAS HTE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND I REFUSE STO LET IT GET SO LITTLE AMOUNT OF NOTES
(Source: dekomoron-archive, via stormafter)
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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